As a "valued Pontiac and General Motors customer," I got a letter from GMC asssuring me that the company is "very sensitive to" my "concerns and needs." As GM "reinvents itself" for me and "future customers," I am thanked for my business and promised that the company will "work hard" to keep me in the GM family, "providing some of the finest quality vehicles in the world."
I would like to reply.
In the timesless words of Homer and Jethro, "I'da writ you a letter, but I couldn't spell 'Phhtt!' and that's all I had do say."