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Opening Arguments

Ending with a boom

We baby boomers always knew we'd make a difference in the end:

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Beyond the convention center filled with glistening hearses, beyond the rows of perfectly arranged caskets and bottles of embalming fluid, funeral directors await perhaps their greatest windfall ever: The death of the baby boom generation.

For thousands of professionals gathered here at the National Funeral Directors Association convention, the current economic slump does nothing to dampen longer-term hopes pinned to the projected rise of the U.S. death rate as the cohort born between 1946 and 1964 passes away.

Well, they always said we like a pig in the python's belly. The digestion process nearly over.

Comments

Bob G.
Fri, 10/17/2008 - 10:09am

Best thing you could do NOW for your retirement, IF you have some "disposable income"...
BUY a CEMETERY.
After all...people ARE dying to get in...
(you may now groan)

;)

B.G.
(part of the cohort)

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