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Opening Arguments

God only knows

Guess this is why Notre Dame got stomped. Instead of paying attention to the prayers of the football players, God was messing around with politics:

Sioux City, Ia. - God's will is for Iowa to have the first-in-the-nation caucus, Democratic presidential candidate Bill Richardson told a crowd here Monday.

"Iowa, for good reason, for constitutional reasons, for reasons related to the Lord, should be the first caucus and primary," Richardson, New Mexico's governor, said at the Northwest Iowa Labor Council Picnic. "And I want you to know who was the first candidate to sign a pledge not to campaign anywhere if they got ahead of Iowa. It was Bill Richardson."

I don't know, Bill. I was talking to God just last night, and he didn't say a darn thing about Iowa. He did say something about this being Indiana University's year in basketball, but he probably hasn't heard about Bobby Knight not being there any longer.


Larry Morris
Wed, 09/05/2007 - 9:32am

I just talked to God yesterday and, trust me, he knows where Bobby is - now He's just trying to figure out who to stick him with next, ...

Wed, 09/05/2007 - 9:52am

God really needs to get His sh*t together if He expects me to vote Republican.

Wed, 09/05/2007 - 11:45am

"he probably hasn