I knew Robert E. Armstrong. Long before he was mayor, he was my gym teacher in high school. Nice fella.
But you know what? He's DEAD! If you don't believe me, here's the Wikipedia entry on him. All you people who keep voting for Robert A. Armstrong, including the ones who gave him a term on the FWCS board and the ones who just put him on County Council, are MORONS! Please promise not to vote in any more elections, or else I'm going to change my name to Ronald Reagan and run for governor.
Thanks. I feel much better now.