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Opening Arguments

Hey, Hon, look who's running!

I knew Robert E. Armstrong. Long before he was mayor, he was my gym teacher in high school. Nice fella.

But you know what? He's DEAD! If you don't believe me, here's the Wikipedia entry on him. All you people who keep voting for Robert A. Armstrong, including the ones who gave him a term on the FWCS board and the ones who just put him on County Council, are MORONS! Please promise not to vote in any more elections, or else I'm going to change my name to Ronald Reagan and run for governor.

Thanks. I feel much better now.


Bob G.
Wed, 11/05/2008 - 11:20am

If I may, I'd like to enjoy the honor of being your running mate...
My name is Theodore Roosevelt, and it's a pleasure to finally meet you, Mr. Reagan.



Leo Morris
Wed, 11/05/2008 - 11:29am

Our campaign slogan can be: Morning in Indiana -- change you can wake up to!

Bob G.
Wed, 11/05/2008 - 1:32pm

LMAO...I can smell the coffee burning already!

I like it!