It's been a while since I've highlighted research dollars at work uncovering astounding things. This is a really good one:
Small women with long legs are the most sexually attractive to men, scientists claim.
Females such as Scarlett Johansson, Raquel Welch and Marilyn Monroe with short slender bodies, large busts and slim limbs have the ideal body shape, according to research.
Dr William Brown, of Brunel University, which carried out the study, said: 'We found that shorter, slimmer females with long slender limbs and larger breasts are more attractive.'
Sounds a little like Minnie Mouse, doesn't it? And here I've been wasting my time on really tall women with short legs and no boobs.