Judgment day

I know many will be disappointed in this news, but she wasn't a very good judge anyway, always going by her emotions instead of dispassionately studying who had the best technique as established by music critics throughout history:

 "American Idol" principals disentangled themselves from the wreckage the morning after judge Paula Abdul lobbed a grenade into the middle of the show in the form of a tweet saying she wasn't coming back.

Abdul out, Sotomayor in. The universe retains its balance and harmony.