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Opening Arguments


Who knew?

Blame the National Enquirer for the big bombshell of the century, the Vegas big cat act of Siegfried and Roy have finally announced they are gay.

According to The National Enquirer, the two are writing a tell-all book about their lives together, and in it they finally admit they were once lovers. When their affair ended, they remained partners and good friends.

Stunners to come: John Edwards is a liberal. John Wayne was actually straight. Oprah is black. Hillary Clinton is a woman. Karl Rove is divisive.


Robert Rouse
Fri, 08/17/2007 - 4:54pm

Next thing you know someone will say that Indiana is a Red State.