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Opening Arguments

Grin and bear it

Buck up, ladies:

Men have long claimed that their pain threshold is higher than women’s, while women cite childbirth as proof the opposite is true.

Now, however, scientists claim to have found the answer once and for all. It seems men can tolerate more pain than women and are less likely to let on that they are suffering because they want to appear macho.

Of course, this election does have some of you macho men crying like a litle girl. Oh, wait. It is a little girl.