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Boobs

Sometimes it seems as if there's just no justice in this world, eh, ladies?

A study by a Chicago university sociologist of 1,200 women found that large-breasted women tend to have higher intelligence. The study divided the women into five groups ranging from virtually flat-chested to extra-large breasts.

The results revealed that the big-breasted women had an overall higher I.Q.—about 10 points—than the lesser endowed members of the study. Women with average-sized breasts also beat out those that were in the smallest size group.

Wow, having big boobs doesn't make you a big boob; God, I love science. Next thing you know, they'll discover that there's no such thing as a Dumb Blonde.

Comments

Harl Delos
Wed, 12/26/2012 - 12:14pm

The brain is the largest consumer in the body's energy budget.  The breast is basically a balloon - skin on the outside and fat inside. That's why a rack sags.

But skinny people aren't adequately nourished.  Why is it surprising that they are short of brain cells?  Ecerybody knows that it's fat guys who keep the internet working. The Lancet published a study about 15 years ago that said people on diets have slow reaction times; the reason I remember that is that The Guardian published news of the study with the headline "Dieting Makes You Thick."

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