OK, we've done awesome. Now let's do truly awful. You'll have to look hard to find anything as entertaning (in a watching-a-train-wreck kind of way) as this cheesy, cringe-inducing country song about the virtues of Hillary Clinton. Yessiribob, that's gonna make me run right out and sign up for her campaign. Because, you know . . .
The whole point of Hillary’s 2016 campaign is that she’s not heartland. She’s a Beltway dinosaur who’s been in orbit around the presidency for decades. She’s fabulously rich. She’s amassed endless political favors. She has an enemies list, for cripes sake. Even after spending years living in Arkansas, she can’t fake a southern accent without people laughing at her. You don’t vote for Hillary because she’s a down-home gal, you vote for her because her long experience in Washington suggests she can get things done, unlike the disappointing naif Obama.