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Sex owies

Question of the day -- what's the opposite of safe sex?

It might have emancipated women from the drudgery of the 'Missionary Position', but it seems that men are paying a painful price for revolution in the bedroom.

"Woman on top" is the most dangerous sex position, according to a new scientific study.

Scientists have found that the position, dubbed "cowgirl", is responsible for half of all penile fractures in the bedroom.

The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions.

In contrast, the traditional "man on top" is responsible for just 21 per cent.

See what happens when we let the women take charge? Nothing but trouble.

From the comments: "I thought hanging out the window because the husband came home early was the most dangerous position" and "Penile Fracture would make a good name for a rock band."

You know what the missionary position is? They're against it.