A chaplain who wants to be a cop, gets a take-home police car and likes to take it out of town with the lights and siren going. Too bad "Monty Python" isn't still in production -- this would make a perfect piece for them:
Warren, a lifelong friend of the mayor, is scheduled to attend a 60-hour training session for auxiliary officers. If he passes the course, he would have authority to make arrests within city limits.
Oh, a lifelong friend of the mayor -- that sort of explains things. If you got busted by this guy, he could read you your rights but tell you it's OK, God still loves you.
