Finally, an issue that doesn't involve Red State-Blue State polarization:
Like desperate shoppers fighting over a hot toy on Dec. 24, rival shopping networks QVC and HSN are waging war over the slogan "Christmas in July."
Both networks promote shows with that title in July, offering viewers a chance to stock up early on a $53 porcelain holiday cat or $36 lighted wreath. Now they are competing over the name in U.S. District Court in Philadelphia.
Personally, I'm waiting for the Independence Day in December specials. Get me some of them snazzy and now legal fireworks, slip 'em in the fireplace and give Santa a big surprise.