Here's the funniest Monday brightener I've seen in a while -- "Homicide Victims rarely Talk to Police" and Other Horrible Headlines. The poster asks:
(P.S.: Are any of them real?)
If they're not, they should be. I've been in this business long enough to have seen plenty just as off the mark as these. The first one -- "Diana Was Still Alive Hourse Before She Died" -- is an obvious spoof since the overline says "Exclusive to All Newspapers." Think about it.