For the "can't make this stuff up" file:
President Barack Obama, who has increased the national debt by $53,377 per household, has proclaimed April “National Financial Capability Month,” during which his administration will do things such as teach young people “how to budget responsibly.”
Next up, Hugh Hefner will instruct us on morality, Lindsay Lohan will head the class on responsible drinking, and Louis Farrakan and Mel Gibson will team up for the seminar on race relations.
