The FBI put a woman, Joanne Chesimard (also known as Assata Shakur), on its Most Wanted Terrorists list for the first time in history Thursday.
A '70s radical who authorities say murdered a New Jersey state trooper, Chesimard made a daring daylight escape from prison and fled to Cuba.
The agency and the state have a $2 million bounty on her capture.
To save time and effort, why don't we just skip the part where she's hunted down, recaptured and thrown back in jail and go right to the part where she's hired as a lecturer at a prestigious univversity?