Some may think this is a pretty lame reason for killing your roommate:
A man has been arrested for fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet tissue in the home, authorities said.
But looking back on all the times I have lived with other people, toilet paper has always been in the top 10 of contentious issues. In addition to the (always unexpected and unwelcomed) sudden lack of TP at the most inconventient time, there are:
1. The failure of the person who used up the last of the roll to put on a fresh roll, and
2. The failure of the person who did replace the roll to put it on the right way. Take a poll if you doubt me, but it is an immutable law of the universe that women like the paper to come off the roll over the top and men like it to come off by being pulled up from the bottom.
The sledgehammer was overkill; otherwise, I'd have advised the defense attorney to plead justifiable homicide.
