Since we're deep into festival season, and Three Rivers is right around the corner, I thought you'd appreciate this list of the seven unhealthiest carnival foods. I'm happy to report that chili dogs and elephant ears are not on the list. And you know what's No. 1 -- the unhealthiest of all. Yes, you do, you know you do. But don't worry. Like restaurant food, vacation food and food eaten over the sink, it really doesn't count.