Oh, no, please, God, no:
TIM Russert's body wasn't even cold in the ground before MSNBC anchors Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann started jockeying for his job, sources claim.
Oh, wait: "Russert himself wanted Chuck Todd, the NBC News political director he hired, to succeed him, said one source, who added that MSNBC hosts don't stand a chance of landing 'Meet the Press.' The insider said, 'They're cable. They're far too partisan. They have no gravitas. If gravitas is eight letters, they're about seven letters short.' " Whew! May have dodged a bullet.
