First, the NCAA puts the squeeze on Native American mascots and nicknames. Now, New Mexico State University is disarming Pistol Pete and putting a lasso in his hands. Guess we're supposed to purge both Indians and Cowboys from our history. This is probably a bad time to identify my favorite cartoon character of all time, the old, white guy who likes guns. Hey, you politically correct pansies: Yer biscuits is burnin'!
