Now, I'm really worried that Barack Obama is just not ready to be president. He went bowling, and got a . . . 37. A 37! Man, that' s a lot of gutter balls. My cats could beat that:
As we all know, competent bowling is a legal requirement for all real Americans. In fact 37 of the 50 states in our country require all citizens to bowl at least four times per year and achieve an average score of 80 or face severe tax penalties and or prison terms.
I bet even Hillary could break 100.
