Today's bachelor-cooking quiz: If you've already put the ear of corn in the boiling water before you discover that you're out of butter, how do you save the meal?
Answer: Butter-flavored Pam cooking spray -- just a hint. It gave the corn a light, buttery taste and gave the salt something to cling to.
I mean, it would have given the corn that taste and the salt something to cling to, had I actually been stupid enough to get in that predicament.