The Indianapolis Star offers advice on mushroom hunting for those who want to avoid achieving loam temperature after ingesting their favorite fungi:
The best tip I can give anybody is to go with an experienced mushroom hunter, a person you trust to know the difference between a poisonous false morel and an edible morel.
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Abide by this mushroom hunter code: When in doubt, throw them out.
Well, that's helpful. Maybe you will find this more so:
1. Go to your favorite supermarket.
2. Select your favorite cleaned and pre-wrapped mushrooms.
3. Pay and leave.
