I'll just say what I did in an earlier post about gourmet coffee -- throw in a Hooter's-costumed woman who will rub my feet, and I might go $7.50:
Newsweek's for sale. What would you pay for it?
I'll tell you what I would pay. Nada. Rien. Gor nicht. Mitte midagi. (That last is “nothing” in Estonian.)
In fact, worse than that. The Washington Post would have to pay me to take Newsweek off its hands
