Everybody knows small businesses are the major force for new jobs in this country -- even President Obama says so. But the selfish bums who own the small firms, citing petty concerns over high taxes, the increasing costs of doing business and the uncertainty of Washington's next moves, aren't hiring anybody. What to do?
That kind of crappy attitude has no place in America. The solution is clear: The Department of Labor needs to order small businesses to start hiring people, at higher wages, with coverage for pre-existing conditions. And we should probably raise their taxes to make sure they get the message.
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