You all knew nobody is responsible for anything anymore, so it seems only right that we have a list "Top 10 victims stories of 2005," even though the year isn't over yet. My favorite:
REDHEADS ARE VICTIMIZED BY CRUEL JOKES AND SLURS. New Zealanders with red or ginger hair have organized against hair-color bigotry, founding groups such as the Ginger Revolution and Redheads United.