Several lead scientists at the US National Solar Observatory and the US Air Force Research Laboratory announced this morning that a mini ice age might be in our near future as the sun finishes its 11-year cycle of activity. This news comes in stark contrast to current concerns about global warming, but rather than offering a solution to the threat of warming, this new revelation gives society another potential cause for concern.
Don't panic! I'll bet an uncap-and-trade plan is even now working its way through Congress so that those who don't produce enough greenhouse gasses can be properly punished incentivized.
Brrr! I'll take global warming any day.