Alert! Alert! It will be safe to open your front door for a few days:
The Evansville Convention & Visitors Bureau is spreading the word to local restaurants, businesses and residents that attendees for the first of two consecutive weekends of the Jehovah's Witness Annual Convention will begin arriving today. Organizers expect 5,000 to 6,000 attendees here each of the two weekends. They travel from Indiana, Illinois, Kentucky and Tennessee.
Don't know what I'll do without my regular "Awake!" though. Maybe I can find an old catalog or something to read.