This wuss makes Jimmy Carter seem absolutely macho for surviving the killer rabbit attack:
A Speedway man was recovering this morning from a kitten bite to his thumb.
Craig Wyatt, 24, called police Thursday afternoon after a kitten in a woodpile nipped him on the right thumb, according to a Speedway police report.
Wyatt said the feline bit him when he tried to tie a string around its neck. When police arrived the kitty was tied to a tree.
Officer Chris Helmer described the cat in a report as “very calm and nonaggressive unless it was provoked.”
Man, they must have some vicious kitties in Speedway. Rabid, Pit Bull, Big Foot kitties. They'd better take this guy into protective custody before they untie the kitty from the tree.
This is one weird story.
