Hard to resist a story that opens with this:
A moped-riding would-be gigolo is behind bars this morning for trying to bribe a female police officer with $5 and an offer of intimacy.
I looked for evidence of the moped lothario's gigolo intentions and found only that he asked the female officer for a kiss and sex. Alas, the writer reached for a fancy word and grabbed the wrong one. A gigolo is a man who lives off a woman, especially a young man with an older woman. It does not yet mean someone who offers sex as a way of gettting out of a ticket, or whatever it was the writer thought it meant.
