Criminal geniuses of the week:
A gang of teenage thieves looking to get high got a buzzkill instead when they realized a stash of "cocaine" they'd heisted and snorted was not the drug, but a dead man's ashes.
The thieves, who burgled a woman's Florida house in December, stole - among other items - an urn containing the resident's father's remains, as well as a container where the ashes of her two deceased dogs were stored, according to a sheriff's report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
Eeuuww. Who do these guys think they are anyway, Keith Richards?
