Business is hopping

Huh. I wouldn't have thought a business like this could make it in staid old Fort Wayne, but the owner says he's getting a lot of repeat business:

Fort Wayne Dust Bunnies offers light housekeeping to its clients, but the cleaning is done in the nude.

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The maids are only permitted to do light housekeeping duties: washing dishes, vacuuming, and dusting.

Clients pay $60 per hour during the week for the service, and there's a two hour minimum required.

Each maid travels with a security guard and clients are not permitted touch the women.

The owner said the maids earn roughly $30 per hour.

On the other hand, there is this recent story about states in which residents are the happiest -- Hawaii ranks first again, followed by North Dakota (!?) in second. Indiana residents rank themselves in the bottom 10 on the "Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index," so maybe our abject misery is trumping our innate uneasiness at experiencing Dust Bunnies vacuuming and dusting in the nude. Better hurry and hire these people before they get shut down. A city spokesman says he can't find anything in the Indiana Code that would prevent this type of service. Bet they're still looking, though.

Dust Bunnies. Cute. I wonder if they do windows.