Hoosier Dan Quayle hasn't been in the news much lately, but that might change, unfortunately:
There have been murmurings recently that a major American political figure is being aggressively courted by ABC to compete on the next edition of "Dancing With the Stars."
But then Monday, gossip news site gossipsauce.com reported that the person in question is merely former vice president Dan Quayle, who served under George H. W. Bush.
As this brief report (from the Philadelphia Inquirer) makes plain, the press hasn't forgotten how to pile on Quayle. Appearing on such a silly show won't do much for his image.