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Opening Arguments

Utterly divine

Bet you didn't have a clue that God was a Denver Bronco fan:

DENVER (CBS Denver) — Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow is not the only one who thinks God helps him on the football field.

According to a national telephone survey conducted by Poll Position, 43 percent of people believe that “divine intervention” is responsible for his success compared to 42 percent of people surveyed who think that God has nothing to do with Tebow winning.

So, 43 percent of the country are complete morons? Everybody knows God is a tennis and golf fan.

Comments

littlejohn
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 2:41pm

There's a cartoon in the current New Yorker showing a football player giving an interview on the sidelines. The caption reads something like: "I blame Jesus Christ for our failure to win on the field today."
I think it's only fair that the jocks who ascribe their wins to God ought to blame Him win they lose.

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