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Opening Arguments


End Times may be closer than we think:

Mary Krupa is a freshman at Penn State University, but kids around campus know her mostly as The Squirrel Whisperer. Mary has taken to befriending the local fauna, and loves squirrels the best — so much so, that she’s designed a series of tiny squirrel hats for her bushy-tailed friends to wear. The squirrels gladly oblige Mary, but only if she’s got food.  “It’s kind of a give and take. They’re not going to play with me unless I have food to give them,” she admitted.

There is something deeply disturbing about this girl.

"Hey, Rocky, look! It's the Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam!" Guess you had to be there.



Harl Delos
Mon, 11/12/2012 - 7:28pm

Somewhere. there is a cache of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Fractured Flickers, Beanie & Cecil and Peabody & Sherman going to waste.

You could start a new network with them, Short Attention Span Theatre, and Mystery Science Theatre 3000.