Love my Casual Fridays. But I think work would be even better with Slutty Wednesdays:
Nearly 100 smarties at the city’s top-performing high school bared their bodies in “risque” outfits yesterday to denounce their school’s conservative dress code — which bans the exposure of shoulders, midriffs, lower backs, bras and undies.
Stuyvesant HS students held the so-called “Slutty Wednesday” protest after girls got fed up with being told throughout the year that their short skirts and sleeveless tops made them more fit for a club dance floor than for a seat at the best public school in town.
Boys in tank tops complained that the administration’s apparent emphasis on keeping the girls well-covered was not only biased, but it also maligned the guys as horny teens who can’t control themselves when they see too much skin.
Then we could have Slothful Mondays to protest the ridiculous requirement to come to work on time, Pigout Tuesdays to see who can eat the most greasy food at his desk (I'll be a strong contender here) and Slugabed Thursdays when we won't even show up.
No bare shoulders, midriffs or lower backs? Positively medieval. ". . . maligned the guys as horny teens who can’t control themselves when they see too much skin"? Kid's right, that's malicious defamation if ever I heard it.
Skin!!!???!?! Sorry about that. All better now.
