What could possibly go wrong?
Two sex therapists have sparked outrage in the Netherlands by calling for 'virtual' child porn to be legalised to relieve the urges of paedophiles.
Amsterdam hospital sexologists Rik van Lunsen and Erik van Beek claim allowing perverts to view drawings or computer-generated images of children would 'regulate their desires'.
The Netherlands outlawed all sexual representation of children in 2002 as technology made imaginary images too realistic.
Ugh. Just too creepy to take seriously, but too possible to ignore. "Regulate their desires" indeed. Stupidity squared.