Trekkies decry the new "Star Trek" movie as "fun, watchable." Where are the heavy handed messages? Where is the stiff acting? There isn't even a single scene of people sitting around a table endlessly discussing Klingon politics. And, most disappointing of all, the story line made sense. "Fans felt like the series belonged to them, and now the studio has turned it into something people will actually enjou." I love The Onion.