The three reasons Larry King attracts all those hot, young babes. He's famous, so has access to all the best parties. He's rich. And:
The stereotypical woman likes to talk and the stereotypical man doesn't listen. But to most viewers King, perhaps one of the best listeners in the talk-show business, seems to be the opposite of that stereotype.
That gives hope to all us Dirty Old Men approching geezerhood. When I look at those three qualities -- rich, famous, good listener -- and do a self-assessment . . .
. . . never mind.