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Opening Arguments

Size matters

Juxtaposition of the day. First up, from Slate:

Penis researchers studying penis size in the penis journal BJU International have analyzed upward of 15,521 penises and have determined the average penis length in 20 previous penis studies is 5.16 inches when erect.

This latest penis study, which claims to be the first comprehensive look at all previous penis studies published in English, measured penises of men ages 17 to 91 in Europe, Asia, Africa, and the United States. It also determined that most penises fall in a normal range of size, and that 2.28 percent of the population has unusually small penises. The study claims it could be useful for academic purposes or to help assess men complaining of small penis size, who might be diagnosed with “small penis anxiety” or body dysmorphic disorder.

Then, this, from the Daily Mail:

A Nigerian woman filed for divorce from her husband because his penis was too big, according to media reports.

Aisha Dannupawa, a housewife and mother-of-three, asked for her marriage to husband Ali Maizinari to be dissolved due to his large manhood.

Their divorce was granted after just one week of marriage in a Islamic Sharia court in Nigeria's Zamfara State.

[. . .]

'. . . we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else, because his penis was too big,' she told the court, according to Nigeria's Tribune.
Just trying to make you feel good about yourselves, guys. And stop staring at my hands and feet, ladies. That's a myth, OK?
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