Science

What we should be talking about but aren't very much in the gun-violence debate:

Pretty good news to welcome me back from vacation -- "To the Horror of Global Warming Alarmists, Global Cooling Is Here":

"But the science is settled!" department:

An unusual medical brawl erupted on Tuesday when the influential Institute of Medicine issued a report questioning the basis of years of advice for Americans to cut their salt intake in half.

Alas, my fellow travelers along the testosterone trail, beautiful women do cloud our minds, don't they, and break down our defenses and suppress our inhibitions and lead us astray. But do not fear. There is hope. All we have to do is pop a couple of minocycline pills, a tetracycline antibiotic:

Arsenio Hall had a segment on his show called "Things that make you go hmmmm." Bet he would have had fun with this one:

A common-sense reason to start school later in the day:

Oh, good grief:

But the science is settled! Don' they know that?

Reuters) - Scientists are struggling to explain a slowdown in climate change that has exposed gaps in their understanding and defies a rise in global greenhouse gas emissions.

While Purdue wastes its time studying silly stuff like why some stutterers grow out of it and some don't, Indiana University picks up the slack with this truly groundbreaking research:

Just tasting cold, refreshing beer -- with no influence from alcohol -- make increase your desire to get drunk.

Oh, no! I haven't even started packing yet:

Men are living on borrowed time, according to a leading female scientist.

Professor Jenny Graves even claims the male of the species is heading for extinction.