Guess that old joke about watching a fight when a hockey game broke out isn't so funny after all:
Because they know so many fans love fighting, the International Hockey League owners changed the rules this summer to add an extra game roster spot and encourage more of it.
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Does this sound open and friendly in a good-government sort of way?
“The saying goes,
Gov. Daniels recently spoke against "rockheaded, misguided" climate change legislation, eliciting a strange response from The Journal Gazette. Daniels said such legislation would devastate the Hoosier economy. That attitude, the JG said, shows a lack of faith in Hoosiers:
On Tuesday here, I lamented the federal government's blackmail of Indiana over billboard issues. If you think that's too anti-government, you can go to The Journal Gazette's editorial page for the pro-blackmail view:
Demuth said his challenge now is coming up with $2.5 million to update the inventory.
The Allen County Commissioners don't want a casino in Fort Wayne. But if one does come, they want the entire county to get its say - and, presumably, its cut.
Why isn't there dancing in the streets over this news?
An expected milder winter, along with lower fuel costs, should cut average residential heating expenditures by 8 percent from last year, the Energy Information Administration said Tuesday in its annual winter outlook.
I'm baaaack!
Sometimes, you have to really pay attention to figure out what's going on. First, we see that The Rapture is upon us, and the beginning of the 7-year tribulation period will be any day now. The astronomical signs prove this 100 percent!! Next, we notice that a UFO has been sighted above Fort Wayne:
Proud to be an American:
These days, American food is far more complicated and infinitely better. The U.S. has revolutionized its culinary culture over the last 40-odd years. No longer is it the developed world's worst food nation; in fact, it's perhaps the best. And it's largely thanks to the (currently disputed) genius of America's entrepreneurial capitalism.
