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Opening Arguments

Two-fer

Everybody seems to be on the Billary Watch now:

Amazingly, neither party seems to fully recognize the contours of the road map. In the Democrats' case, the full-throttle emergence of Billary, the joint Clinton candidacy, is measured mainly within the narrow confines of the short-term horse race: Do Bill Clinton's red-faced eruptions and fact-challenged rants enhance or diminish his wife as a woman and a candidate?

Big, bad bikers

I yield to no one in my dislike of taxes and fees. But motorcycle riders converge on the capital to protest a  $10 fee?

A bunch of bikers converged on the Statehouse last week, sporting black leather jackets, impressive Fu Manchus and a beef with a law that legislators passed last year.

Free-for-all

Can't wait till Clinton or Obama gets elected so we can get started on that "universal" health care:

Smokers, heavy drinkers, the obese and the elderly should be barred from receiving some operations, according to doctors, with most saying the health service cannot afford to provide free care to everyone.

Tongue-lashing

We is Hoosiers, and we does not believe no stinkin' lies we see in movies:

CHESTERTON, Ind. (AP) — Two fourth-grade boys mimicking a scene from the movie "A Christmas Story" wound up with their tongues stuck to a frozen flagpole.

Posted in: Hoosier lore

Sand-filled noses, out of joint

Twenty-six states have passed legislation requiring one- or two-year cooling-off periods for legislators wanting to leave office and become lobbyists. Gov. Mitch Daniels has instituted such a policy for members of the executive branch. It is a rather modest reform. But our thin-skinned legislators are having none of it:

Keepin' us down, man

That casino Mayor Tom Henry wanted to snag for Fort Wayne? Ain't gonna happen:

A bill that would have allowed one of two Gary riverboat casino licenses to be transferred to northeastern Indiana fizzled in a Senate committee Thursday and is likely dead this session.

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Ready for November

As the northeast Indiana co-chair of the VRWC, I'm happy to report that, after 10 years, the movement is alive and well:

On Sunday,  January 27, 2008, our nation celebrates an important political anniversary.  Ten years ago Hillary Clinton (then the First Lady) went on television with Matt Lauer and said: 

Another Jesus citing

Oh. My. God. I had a baked potato with my steak Wednesday night. What if it was the Virgin Mary? What have I done?

MARION COUNTY, Fla. -- Pastor Renee Brewster and her husband Bishop Winston Brewster are a very spiritual couple. But the site of their savior in a potato has reinvigorated their faith and their desire to help others.

Time zzzzzzzones, again

The issue that just won't die:

The long-running debate over which time zones Hoosiers should observe got more complicated Wednesday when an Indiana House committee approved a bill to let voters choose their county's time zone through referendums.

House Bill 1047 would let residents of counties that border the Eastern-Central time zone boundary to put the issue to a vote.

Do as I say . . .

What is it they say -- those who can, do; those who can't, teach?

CLOVERDALE, Ind. -- A Cloverdale Middle School anger-management teacher resigned after he broke a student's finger during what began as horseplay, school officials said.

Scott Porter recently broke an index finger of Jordan Mundy (pictured) as they were wrestling each other during an anger-management class, Jordan and the school's principal said.

Posted in: Hoosier lore

Die, infidel ... oops, never mind

Did you ever have one of those days where nothing went right at work?

A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.

Posted in: Current Affairs

A dubious decision

Posted in: Current Affairs

AP: You suck, Indiana

This Associated Press story purports to be an objective analysis of the pros and cons of Indiana's "toughest in the nation" voter ID law, now before the Supreme Court. But here's the way it starts:

Cut and run

Some of us believe that tax cuts stimulate the economy. Here is an opponent of tax cuts who, inadvertently, I'm sure, helps make the case for us:

Butting in

A new member of the City Council wants to revisit a controversial ordinance:

City Councilman Marty Bender, R-at-large, said Tuesday night he will ask council to reconsider the smoking ban, and is drafting a proposal. Benderwas vague on specifics other than to say “they'll be some minor changes.”

“It'll be a surprise,” he said. He did not say when he might introduce his proposal.

Atmospherics

Allen County Sheriff Ken Fries wants to give some of his officers extra arrest powers. Working within a program already in place by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcemnt (ICE),  those officers would have the power to arrest people for immigration violations if they are also charged with serious felonies or driving while intoxicated. The arrest powers could be used only in those officers' normal course of duty, according to ICE regulations.

Then there were five

Adios, Fred:

Fred Thompson dropped his presidential bid Tuesday, after the former Tennessee senator and actor finished third in the South Carolina primary and was unable to score a victory in any of the early primaries or caucuses.

Good marketing plan

Money I don't mind the state spending:

Indiana's adoption marketing program has increased the number of adoptions of troubled children by about 40 percent from 2005 to 2007 -- and a new, $4 million effort over the next two years aims to do even more to promote adoptions.

Felix would understand

The Oscar nominations have been announced, and I don't much care. It's not so much because I'm an old fart who thinks the movies aren't as good as they used to be (though I'm much more likely to enjoy the experience when watching Turner Classic Movies than I am when watching something new on the premium channels). It's just that "going to the movies" has stopped being one of the things I do.

Family, man

An Indianapolis Star sports columnist is not joining the "Dungy's staying!" fab club:

I am uncomfortable because I simply can't talk myself out of writing the following words, words that will incur the near-universal wrath of a city that has come to revere Tony Dungy, not only as a coach but as a man:

Posted in: Hoosier lore, Sports
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