We all know about Dear John letters. Now we have the Dear John Facebook post:
A Brooklyn woman scored a judge’s approval to legally change her relationship status to “single” via Facebook.
In a landmark ruling, Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Matthew Cooper is allowing a nurse named Ellanora Baidoo to serve her elusive husband with divorce papers via a Facebook message.
I think this, from a Washington Post story about the impending divorced of Gwyenth Paltrow and Christ Martin, is my favorite sentence of the year so far:
One more reason (besides all the obvious ones) to hope we don't enter into a war anytime soon -- we won't be prepared to fight it because the yahoos who run the Army seem determined to wreck the institution:
Yeah, yeah, sure, we're all supposed to get our 15 minutes, but Sydney Leathers is abusing the privilege:
So, the girls don't all get prettier at closing time:
You're going to have to come up with a better excuse for sleeping with that person whom you wish you'd never met.
It seems that the old "beer goggles" excuse just won't work.
Today's "funny old world" entry:
France is set to ban the words "mother" and "father" from all official documents under controversial plans to legalise gay marriage.
