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Opening Arguments

Pretty silly

Amanda Knox is back home in Seattle after her four years in an Italian prison, and a scholar from New York University waxes eloquent for CNN: "There is something about pretty white girls, bloody knives and the slightest whiff of sex that gets the international news machine humming like nothing else." Gee, who knew? Apparently, the Knox saga has caused some in the media to go through one of their periodic bouts of pretend intrspection:

Classy

Heeey, Willlbur:

Animal-centric pics have performed well for Fox, so the Fox 2000 arm is putting its latest bet on a talking horse named, of course, "Mr. Ed."

Studio has acquired feature film rights to the beloved TV series, which aired on CBS from 1961 to 1966.

Posted in: Film, Television

It's market day!

Nothing like pandering with a little cheap symbolism. Conservatives blasted President Obama this summer for launching his American jobs tour through the Midwest in a tour bus made with Canadian parts. Now, they're having to do some 'splainin' of their own:

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Back when he was campaigning hard for streamlining local government, Gov. Daniels made a point of talking about how many units and officials we have:

For its size and population, Indiana has far too much local government. Indiana has some 2,700 local units of government authorized to levy property taxes. Governing these units are more than 10,700 elected officials, 1,100 of whom assess property. Few other states have as much local government.”

The out-of-towner

I find this completely believable and plausible. Don't you find this completely reasonable and plausible? Don't you think most fair-minded people would find this completely believable and plausible?

Carmel City Attorney Doug Haney racked up hundreds of dollars in overnight hotel trips to Indianapolis seminars, instead of driving from his home in Carmel 40 minutes away.

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Football follies

Well, there goes the last shred of good will I had for the Circle City's crazed embrace of the Super Bowl:

Indianapolis, IL, United States (AHN)

The fools can't help it

Sen. Dick Durbin is nominated for the Dim Bulb of the Year award. When Congress was debating the Dodd-Frank financial reform bill, he's the one who insisted on an amendment to limit what banks can charge merchants for debit card trnasactions. Critics warned at the time that banks would merely find another way to make up the difference, probably at the expense of consumers. And guess what? Think of it as "the Durbin fee" if you end up being one of the debit card users who has to pay a yearly fee for the privilege:

Yes, I am on Fire

Will the Kindle Fire make the 7-inch tabled really take off?

Armed and polite

Yes, I know, drawing conclusions from a one-time event can be dangerous; it could be a statistical blip. But at the very least, this should earn us a moment of silence or two from the people who always predict a bloodbath when gun laws are relaxed:

Metaphor in a coal mine

Hey, all you bloggers out there, be careful when you're tempted to get creative with well-known apothegms. On this story about next month's closing of two Hammond library branches, they put this headline:

The Library in the Coal Mine?

Get shot, OK?

Just a reminder:

Fevers. Chills. Aches and pains. They're all out there.

That's why health officials say now is the time get your flu shot.

Whoops!

Hoosier criminal genius of the week:

A Rensselaer man walked into the Lowell Indiana State Police post and told a sergeant he believed he was wanted on a warrant.

When police asked why he thought he was wanted last Thursday, the man allegedly rolled up his sleeves to reveal handcuffs on both wrists with the chain cut in the middle, officials said.

Mama's boy

Oh, swell, this will instill faith in the criminal justice system, won't it?

The government mental hospital where John Hinckley Jr. has spent most of the last 30 years since he shot and tried to kill President Ronald Reagan is asking a federal court to allow Hinckley's eventual release to live with or near his aging mother in Williamsburg, Virginia.

NFL vs. NEA

Leave it to a former NFL player to explain what's wrong with education. Fran Tarkington explores an alternate reality:

Yes, it's really that bad

Here it is, the proof we've been waiting for of a further economic downturn, from a "courtesan" in Las Vegas:

It seemed like the beginning of this year was looking up. I was doing better than the previous start of last year, and people seemed happier with their quality of life and earnings. Customers seemed more like they were before the recession really hit, and it made me less stressed and enjoy my job even more. However, this summer seems to have taken a complete nosedive.

One good thing

Isn't it sad how we're so thrilled by such little things?

Fat boy and little men

Too bad, so sorry. You're just too fat to be president, Mr. Christie.

Michael Kinsley:

The fire is gone

But a passion for what?

— He was fiery, and he was funny, but when the Rev. Dr. Joseph E. Lowery got serious, he urged an Evansville audience Thursday night to be prepared to fight.

Speaking to the Evansville-Vanderburgh County Human Relations Commission Annual Dinner and Mayor's Celebration of Diversity Awards, Lowery said the passion with which activists fought during the civil rights struggles of the 1960s is needed now.

Tough call

The Atlantic turns to Indiana's GOP primary contest between longtime incumbent U.S. Sen. Richard Lugar and tea party-backed challenger state Treasurer Richard Mourdock:

Smarter than the founders?

It has been said that when the founders of this country met, it was one of the greatest collections of smart people in one room ever. But a bunch of progressive yahoos now want to revisit all the principles our constitutional republic were based on, especially the ones involving separation of powers and other factors slowing down government. It's yet another lame argument that what we need is less gridlock and more on the federal government doing big things all the time:

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