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Opening Arguments

Protest chic

Protesting can be an act of bravery. Taking to the streets in South Africa against apartheid when that position was frowned upon. Standing in front of a tank in Tienanmen Square. But it's little more than street theater when people come out to protest something 70 percent of the country is already against:

Posted in: Current Affairs

Secret Square

The story of how the city quietly acquired the property for Harrison Square:

It wasn't an easy task for Greg Leatherman and Bill Martin: track down 32 different owners of 50 properties and negotiate to buy their homes, businesses or empty lots.

They had little leverage

Posted in: Our town

The sporting life

Posted in: Hoosier lore, Sports

It's why they're called outlaws

What's this? Felons are able to get around gun laws? Dang. Guess the gun-control folks are going to have to rethink things:

Joke from Chicago

With Indianapolis in the Super Bowl, you knew there had to be the obligatory "Indiana is just a bunch of backward hicks" playground taunt. Here it is, from a Chicago Sun-Times columnist who apparently made someone laugh back in high school and has never gotten over it:

Posted in: Hoosier lore, Sports

A dog's life

Dog with a bandage on its leg walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asks. "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg."I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."

Posted in: Current Affairs

The creepiest commercials

In the comments section of an earlier post, someboy mentioned Burger King commercials, which reminded me that a friend and I were talking about TV commercials that really creep us out. Four top the list.

1. The Burger King commercial where the guy wakes up next to the king. No homophobia here -- my friend is a gal, and it disturbs her even more than it does me. I bet it gives many women scary memories of guys they've woken up next to.

Stalkers

January is National Stalking Awarenes Month, about which no smart remarks or attempts at whimsy. I've watched a couple of friends go through it, and obsession is a scary thing when it has that manifestation. The worst thing is how the victims tend to make excuses for the stalkers when it's someone they've been involved with who just won't let go. Even when there's no suspicion that things might get violent, they end up allowing their lives to be made miserable.

Posted in: Current Affairs

Flapdoodle

It's clear from their reactions that some people do not think I was sincere in my apology to anyone who might have taken offense at remarks of mine that could have been construed as being insulting to those whose appearance is less than perfect. They seem to think I'm not sorry for what I said, merely that I made the remarks in a public way and got called out on it.

Peanuts

I can't quite seem to work up much outrage over the case of Paul Spoelhof, the city planner who heads the Yellow Ribbon task force that will advise the Fort Wayne Community Schools board on building-upgrade spending. Am I wrong?

Posted in: Our town

Supersized sensitivity

Who are they kidding?

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A leading restaurant association has called for the cancellation of a TV commercial featuring Britney Spears' estranged husband, Kevin Federline, as a failed rap star working in a fast-food eatery.

In a 30-second ad for Nationwide Insurance, Federline is shown dreaming he is a rap star but then snaps out of it to face reality -- he's working at a burger restaurant.

Posted in: Food and Drink

Super waste of time

This is one of those reports with big numbers that sound impressive until you realize it's mostly fiction, the result of accountants just doing silly calculations to get attention:

Posted in: Sports

Killer weed

Here's an idea. Since people hang around waiting to be executed for about 20 years, at great public expense, and we're getting so squeamish that even lethal injections are considered barbaric, why not change the method of execution to secondhand smoke? To hear some people tell it, that would clear them out of death row a lof quicker.

Nah. That really would be "cruel and unusual" punishment.

Pretty awful

I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me. I don't know how I went so terribly wrong. In the middle of an otherwise lucid and insightful post on government and parenting yesterday, I let the urge to take a cheap shot get the better of me. "Look at the photo of the legislator in question, by the way," I wrote. "My first impression is that she would never have to spank a child. Just looking at her would make most 3-year-olds, not to mention many adults, run screaming in terror."

It wasn't Gettysburg

Re: State of the Union. What was the point? No domestic policy will go anywhere, because Democrats are deep into the "whatever Bush is for, we're against" mode. That is not leadership, but it's the way it is. Roughly 70 percent of the country is against the administration on the war in Iraq, and there won't be any coherent discussion of that because we seem headed for obvious defeat, and the implications are scary. Such a major address shouldn't be irrelevant, but it probably was.

Posted in: Current Affairs

Mellencholycamp

John Mellencamp is quite the sour man:

In rock singer John Mellencamp's latest musical epistle from the heartland, Americans are vengeful, unforgiving, ignorant of other cultures and led by a president he describes as a "rodeo clown."

Posted in: Hoosier lore, Music

Comics relief

Has anyone else stopped reading the comics pages? I used to read them regularly. There were two or three each in the morning and evening papers that I followed. I don't know if says something about me or something about the comics, but It occurred to me this week that I haven't even looked at them in at least two or three years.

Old joke, new version

"Oh, look! I have metal fragments in my ground beef."

"Shut up, or everybody will want some!"

Posted in: Our town

Spanking a debate

The reaction to this California proposal is breaking along predictable lines -- liberals supportive, conservatives generally scornful:

Posted in: Current Affairs

Fun day Sunday

Anybody think they'll ever try this in Indiana?

OLYMPIA, Wash. (AP) - Washington state's experiment with Sunday liquor sales is a big hit, and lawmakers may expand it to more stores this year.

Twenty state-run stores and 38 contract stores run by private vendors have been keeping Sunday hours, noon to 5 p.m., for the past 16 months. And sales are expected to top $18.5 million by June 30th.

About the same time they have the Super Bowl in Fort Wayne, probably.

Posted in: Food and Drink
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