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Opening Arguments

Shut up and enjoy your progress

Well, well, well, well, well.

Do as we say, not as we do

It's not just Congress that exempts itself from the rules it passes for others:

Fishers might soon be taking advantage of a new ordinance that exempts the town from its own development standards.

The Town Council approved leases with T-Mobile and Cingular, now part of AT&T. They plan to build cell towers on town property, some of which borders homes.

Head count

The Census stopped being about mere demographics, congressional districts and presidential electors quite awhile ago -- it's now mostly about the money, as Mayor Tom Henry makes clear in remarks urging that every last person be counted:

But it cuts down on socializing

Once again, "research" brings us astonishing news -- it is cheaper to make your own than to buy it ready-made:

Brits are forking out £600 a year for ready-made lunches instead of making their own, a survey has revealed.

Posted in: Current Affairs

Toy story

Just when we thought the Michael Jackson moaning and wailing couldn't get any sillier, the lamentations take an absolutely surreal turn:

Detroit -- Two hearses jammed with stuffed animals left in memory of Michael Jackson were given a two-car police escort Friday to the toys' burial at Woodlawn Cemetery, leaving police officials highly critical of the decision afterward.

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Feeding frenzy

Boy, sometimes you just can't win. In Michigan City, officials banned the feeding of wildlife in public parks (including land adjacent to Lake Michigan) in order to cut down on the amount of bird droppings in the marina. The good news is that it seems to have worked -- droppings are down, so to speak. But:

Posted in: Hoosier lore

Sneaky Smoky

Breaker, breaker, good buddy. Better slow down that semi. Around that curve up ahead is someplace Smoky likes to hang out. Oh, my God! You in the semi -- you are the Smoky!

Bad seeds

My cat Dutch occasionally escapes from the house when I'm not fast enough getting in the front door. But he doesn't know what to do after that, so he just sits on the front porch looking confused (forgive the anthropomorphization) until I pick him up and toss him unceremoniously back inside. Seems like escaped criminals aren't any smarter or better prepared than my cat:

California dreamin'

It is comforting, isn't it, to know that the man who took control of California's crisis and turned it into an absolute catastrophe is "fully behind" President Obama's health care reform efforts:

Roundabout praise

I recently posted about West Lafayette's intention to spend nearly $24,000 to "educate" residents on how to use roundabouts. Here's a writer who says Americans should get over their aversion to these traffic managers. They promote safety, he says. They don't really add to drivers' overall time on the road. They waste less energy. They make more efficient use of public space.

Can it

The DIY cooking fad (as opposed the the plain old cooking Mom had to do) is apparently giving new life to the jar that made Muncie famous:

The iconic Ball Mason jar may be 125 this year, but its versatility makes it fresher than ever.

The rounded-shoulder jars originally were produced for canning peaches and pickles. Today, preserving edibles has evolved from a survival tactic to a huge foodie movement.

Wild times

It's his own damn fault he went so soon -- he should have taken better care of himself:

Allingham, who was the world's oldest man when he died Saturday at 113, attributed his remarkable longevity to "cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women."

He was the last surviving member of the Royal Air Force and one of only a handful of living WWI veterans. America has only one veteran of the war left. There may have been different Greatest Generation,  this one wasn't bad.

Posted in: History

Just wanna have fun

Have you people forgotten how to have fun or what?

Arrests at the Fort Wayne Newspapers Three Rivers Festival decreased to the first single-digit arrest total in six years.

Police made four arrests throughout the nine-day festival, down from 12 last year. Nine charges were filed against those arrested.

Posted in: Our town

The 800-pound elephant in the room

I'm thinking Tracy Warner is thinking he is insulting Mitch Harper:

When City Council members last week discussed vacating much of Pearl Street for Aunt Millie's/Perfection Bakery, they didn't talk about the 800-pound gorilla in the room: bakery owner John Popp, a major contributor to a number of Republican candidates.

 

Never on a Sunday

I was on the noon show yesterday at WBOI, NPR, talking about Hoosier retailers, mostly grocery and convenience stores, making their latest push to legalize Sunday alcohol sales and to permit cold beer sales at places other than package stores.

No-news-is-good-ne

Now, this is my idea of good government:

Richmond Common Council members have canceled Monday's regularly scheduled meeting due to a lack of agenda items.

No business to discuss, so let's not have the meeting. What a concept! You know how many government groups would desperately search until they found an agenda item rather than cancel the meeting? Yes, i fear you are right.

Pat's promise

Am I misreading this, or is Pat Bauer promising that he will fight for a tax increase?

If the (Barack) Obama administration had not provided this assist, I wonder whether today's announcement would be quite as rosy," House Speaker Pat Bauer, D-South Bend, said in a statement.

He likes us!

By God, the money is just rolling in, isn't it? Indiana gets $4 million in federal stimulus funds to help clean up leaking underground gasoline storage tanks! Indiana is getting more than $9.5 million in stimulus money to help revitalize communities and create jobs!

Forgive me for I will sin

So, I had an old movie on the Western Channel playing the other day while I was skimming the newspaper, and suddenly I heard Burl Ives singing "The Ninety and Nine." I think it was just an old song they had the rights to -- it didn't seem to have anything to do with the plot -- but it was pleasant to listen to. I went hunting online to see if there was a download of it, because I thought it would be an interesting version to learn on the guitar.

Insect a

Well, this won't waste anybody's time:

Tom Turpin, an entomology professor, hopes to amend Indiana's status as one of five states void of an official state insect.

Legislatures dismissed the “Say's Firefly” bill in the mid-90s because it was perceived as a dumb bill and not a priority amongst state economical issues.

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Posted in: Hoosier lore, Science
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